The year goes by

Okay so blogging time! Alright I don't remember if I actually ever said this but me and my boyfriend to came to the decision over the summer to allow me to date girls. The reason at the time was that he lived far away and I needed someone to hold onto when I couldn't see him for months at a time. So I started looking around. The first girl I tried to go out with was named Amanda and just like all the other Amanda's in the world she was otherwise known as PANDA. Anyway so we went out for all of a week because I have known her since sixth grade and from what I remember her as she was pretty smart and when we chatted online she still sounded smart ... then I heard her voice. It was like a chipmunk died in her throat or something. So I broke it off. The second girl I tried to go out with almost worked out. She hadn't gone out with anyone since her dipshit ex dupped her. So she was exploring her oppsions and I was one of them. We kissed once and just when she was actually going to be my girlfriend her ex asks her out and she says yes. Needless to say I haven't spoken to little miss Jalor since. Then I tried to go out with one of the girls on my colorguard team. She did drugs but whatever. Bree seemed really cool till I finally caught on that the only time she said 'I love you' was when she was high. So I lost her. Now the next girl was the worst. All of them broke my heart but she was the worst ever. Okay so I need to tell you her story. I have been friends with her sister Robin for a while now and I used to like Robin. Two days after meeting Andria she tells me her families big secret about how she had sex with her brother. I would buy this if she hadn't told half of our group of friends the same thing. So everyone knew. Then she proceeds to start telling me about her 'boyfriend'. Her boyfriend is the prince of vampires and Brian (her boyfriend) is the human and the dominant personality while Konohari (his vampire crazy) is the actual vampire. Even though Brian is the one who drinks the blood. Even though Brian is the one who has supposedly lived two blocks away from her all her life and she has never met him. Now this is how it all fits into the mix. Brian and Andrea met online through a Lesbian girl named Hannah. Why did I point out that she is a lesbian you ask? Well it is because Brian will 'posses' her and they always end up making out. Oh and Hannah also has a alternate personality named Cloe who is Konoharie's sister. Okay. Another I forgot to mention is that she has never actually talked to him over the phone. He refused to talk to her until his penis was 8 inches long. and just before it is he 'dies'. I say that because his body is still alive and Konohari is living in it just he is in hell because of the 'vampire hinters' mistook him for Konohari. Jackson and I were going to help her 'bring him back' (or rather exspose him as a dirty ass liar) but he cam up with some cacamammy bullshit story about some key. So that is pretty much where I am right now as far as girls go. I may have to tell you some of the other stories I have already from this year. but it is getting late and I have homework to do. So peace.