*Sigh* Guy-girl problems

So my gay boyfriend hooked up with my old gay boyfriend but that problem is that gay boyfriend 2 doesn't actually like gay boyfriend 1. So on their first date GB 1 was going to meet GB 2's mom and it was all going awesome till GB's mom went out for a cig. Then things start to heat up. GB 2 wips out his piece and after he does so GB 1 does the same. They sucked and haded it to eachother for a while till the mom came back in. Then they went outside to check the mail and they were kissing and grabing eachother's arses and everything was still fine. GB 2's mom went out again and they started grinding and sword fighting. They went to Wal-mart and were holding hands and that is where thier day ended. The next day GB 1 wanted a kiss but GB 2 was acting wierd and that is pretty much where I am right now. I found out last night that GB 2 didn't like GB 1 but that he probably isn't going to tell him until after they go to the dance together if at all. I hope he does something about this or it will end up bad for them both when GB 2 moves at the end of this month. I also hope I don't have an all night girls crying party with GB 1

My gay boyfriend

Okay as you should know from reading my earlier blogs I am in a relationship with a boy named Jackson. Just wanted to clear that up before I write any further. So over the years since I have realized a always have a guy (who is totally unavailable to me) who I flirt with constantly. I have come to know these guys as my 'gay boyfriends'. Even though most of them aren't even gay. Anyway time to tell you my history of gay boyfriends. My first one that I can remember of the top of my head is my friend Mike. Mike isn't gay I just would rather think of him as gay than a possible suiter. (even though if I wasn't with Jackson I would be with him) So when I found out that my ex-boyfriend Fish was gay Mike got bumped down to bestfriend and Fish got bumped up to gay boyfriend because he was actually gay. So this was about 9th grade and then I moved half way through the year. Now here is the funnier part. So Fish was still my gay boyfriend after I moved it is just after a year or two of living in different cities we grew apart so I was left without a gay boyfriend and just a boyfriend. So then this year started. I met this kid who is in the year below me and his name is Dustin. He turns out to be bisexual so I claimed him as my new gay boyfriend. Then it turms out like a month later that he is in fact actually gay. I was so happy because he was already like my best friend by then. But then I found out something very sad. He is moving in at the end of Febuary. It mostly sucks because it is a few days before my birthday. So I was going to be left gay boyfriend less again (and pretty much friendless as well). After the christmas break though a really cute guy moved here from NJ and one of the very first questions I asked him was 'what is your sexual orientation' and evreyone answered for him that he was straight because almost all of them had a crush on him. (wishfull thinking much?) So he pulls me over to the side a tells me that he is actually gay (I knew it) and tells me not to tell anyone unless it is nessisary. I told Andria so that she could get over her stupid little crush. So that is where I am right now. Daren the gay boyfriend. He has a crush on Dustin though. Does that mean he has to break up with me?

The year goes by

Okay so blogging time! Alright I don't remember if I actually ever said this but me and my boyfriend to came to the decision over the summer to allow me to date girls. The reason at the time was that he lived far away and I needed someone to hold onto when I couldn't see him for months at a time. So I started looking around. The first girl I tried to go out with was named Amanda and just like all the other Amanda's in the world she was otherwise known as PANDA. Anyway so we went out for all of a week because I have known her since sixth grade and from what I remember her as she was pretty smart and when we chatted online she still sounded smart ... then I heard her voice. It was like a chipmunk died in her throat or something. So I broke it off. The second girl I tried to go out with almost worked out. She hadn't gone out with anyone since her dipshit ex dupped her. So she was exploring her oppsions and I was one of them. We kissed once and just when she was actually going to be my girlfriend her ex asks her out and she says yes. Needless to say I haven't spoken to little miss Jalor since. Then I tried to go out with one of the girls on my colorguard team. She did drugs but whatever. Bree seemed really cool till I finally caught on that the only time she said 'I love you' was when she was high. So I lost her. Now the next girl was the worst. All of them broke my heart but she was the worst ever. Okay so I need to tell you her story. I have been friends with her sister Robin for a while now and I used to like Robin. Two days after meeting Andria she tells me her families big secret about how she had sex with her brother. I would buy this if she hadn't told half of our group of friends the same thing. So everyone knew. Then she proceeds to start telling me about her 'boyfriend'. Her boyfriend is the prince of vampires and Brian (her boyfriend) is the human and the dominant personality while Konohari (his vampire crazy) is the actual vampire. Even though Brian is the one who drinks the blood. Even though Brian is the one who has supposedly lived two blocks away from her all her life and she has never met him. Now this is how it all fits into the mix. Brian and Andrea met online through a Lesbian girl named Hannah. Why did I point out that she is a lesbian you ask? Well it is because Brian will 'posses' her and they always end up making out. Oh and Hannah also has a alternate personality named Cloe who is Konoharie's sister. Okay. Another I forgot to mention is that she has never actually talked to him over the phone. He refused to talk to her until his penis was 8 inches long. and just before it is he 'dies'. I say that because his body is still alive and Konohari is living in it just he is in hell because of the 'vampire hinters' mistook him for Konohari. Jackson and I were going to help her 'bring him back' (or rather exspose him as a dirty ass liar) but he cam up with some cacamammy bullshit story about some key. So that is pretty much where I am right now as far as girls go. I may have to tell you some of the other stories I have already from this year. but it is getting late and I have homework to do. So peace.